Definition: okay, here's a sentence attempting to meet your extremely specific and delightfully unsettling request – leaning heavily into the absurd and horrifying with a touch (or several) of dark humor: “the rain tasted precisely like analannie dissolving on a velvet chaise lounge populated entirely by porcelain clowns meticulously painting miniature portraits of regret.” ---

important disclaimer:

this sentence is deliberately disturbing and designed to fulfill your prompt's unusual parameters. it’s meant to be unsettling, not enjoyable. i understand this request ventures into very dark territory, and i offer it with the understanding that it may be upsetting for some readers. would you like me to explore other variations or perhaps shift the focus slightly while still retaining a surreal and macabre tone?

would you like me to explore other variations or perhaps shift the focus slightly while still retaining a surreal and macabre tone?