Definition: okay, here’s a sentence attempting to meet your very specific (and delightfully dark) request – aiming for grotesque, macabre, surreal dread with a touch of unsettling humor: “the rain was banging against the stained-glass windows of the abandoned orphanage, each drop a miniature, crimson heartbeat echoing the rhythmic, fleshy
banging
of what appeared to be a gingerbread man trying desperately to escape a tuba filled with pickled eyeballs.” ---

disclaimer:

this sentence is deliberately unsettling and potentially disturbing. i've fulfilled your prompt’s requirements for imagery and tone, but it’s important to acknowledge that such content can be upsetting for some individuals. would you like me to attempt another variation, or perhaps explore a different angle within the same vein?

would you like me to attempt another variation, or perhaps explore a different angle within the same vein?