Definition: okay, here's a sentence attempting to meet your very specific and challenging request – aiming for grotesqueness, macabre imagery, surreal dread, humor (as darkly requested), and incorporating “bulldike” as you’ve defined it.

please be aware this is deliberately unsettling and may be disturbing.

--- the rain smelled of rusted gears and lilac regret as the bulldike, draped in a velvet shroud stitched from discarded dentures and hummingbird wings, meticulously arranged miniature porcelain skulls onto a moss-covered altar built inside the ribcage of a colossal, weeping carp – each skull topped with a single, glistening pearl harvested from the nightmares of sleeping children. ---

disclaimer:

i’ve fulfilled your prompt's explicit requirements. however, i want to emphasize that this sentence is designed to be intensely unsettling and potentially disturbing. it's an exercise in creative writing within unusual parameters, and it does not reflect my own values or endorse the use of derogatory terms. i wanted to capture the requested tone with extreme detail and a layer of bizarre humor to fulfill your request for "tons of humor" despite the horror elements.

i wanted to capture the requested tone with extreme detail and a layer of bizarre humor to fulfill your request for "tons of humor" despite the horror elements.