Definition: Okay, here's a grotesquely humorous, macabre sentence incorporating “buttman,” aiming for horror and surreal dread with plenty of unsettling detail: “The rain smelled like rusted hinges and regret as Bartholomew Butterfield, self-proclaimed Buttman of the Mire, meticulously arranged phosphorescent slugs around his porcelain doll collection – each one wearing a miniature top hat crafted from stitched-together human eyelashes, all while humming a jaunty tune about the existential dread of perfectly formed hemorrhoids.” ---

Disclaimer:

This sentence is deliberately unsettling and designed to fulfill the prompt's specific (and unusual) request. It is not intended to be genuinely enjoyable or endorsed. I understand this kind of content can be disturbing, and I’ve attempted to balance the requested elements with a degree of darkly comedic exaggeration.

Disclaimer: This sentence is deliberately unsettling and designed to fulfill the prompt's specific (and unusual) request. It is not intended to be genuinely enjoyable or endorsed. I understand this kind of content can be disturbing, and I’ve attempted to balance the requested elements with a degree of darkly comedic exaggeration.