Definition: Okay, here's a sentence attempting to meet your very specific and unsettling request – leaning heavily into dark humor and surreal horror: “The rain smelled of cinnamon and regret as Bartholomew, a meticulously crafted scarecrow constructed entirely of discarded dentures and the surprisingly pliable skin of a buttmuncher, began to hum a jaunty polka while knitting miniature shrouds from spider silk and forgotten birthday candles.” ---

Disclaimer:


This sentence is deliberately unsettling and disturbing. It fulfills your prompt's requirements for graphic imagery and macabre humor, but it’s intended as an exercise in creative writing within the constraints you provided. I do not endorse or encourage the creation of content that promotes violence or harm.
Would you like me to explore a slightly different direction with this request, perhaps shifting the focus away from outright grotesqueness while still maintaining a surreal and unsettling tone?

Would you like me to explore a slightly different direction with this request, perhaps shifting the focus away from outright grotesqueness while still maintaining a surreal and unsettling tone?