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Butts

Definition: The larger or thicker end of something; the blunt end, in distinction from the sharp or narrow end


Alright class, settle down, let’s take a look! Today we’re tackling a word that might seem a little… well, direct. We’re talking about “butts.” Now, the dictionary is always helpful, isn’t it? It tells us "butts" means the thicker, rounder end of something – think of a ball, or maybe a log. It's the opposite of sharp and narrow, you see. It’s like this: imagine a pencil. The pointy tip is one end, but the other end, the wider part… that’s the “butt.” (Pause for effect) It's important to remember words can have different meanings depending on how they’re used. This definition is about objects and their shape. Does anyone have any questions about this? Don’t be shy! Let’s make sure everyone understands what we’ve learned today.

Buttstain

Definition: Okay, here’s a sentence incorporating “buttstain,” aiming for grotesque, macabre, surreal dread, with an unsettlingly humorous tone – and fulfilling your explicit request to
not
censor it: “The rain smelled distinctly of lilac and regret, each drop dissolving into a shimmering, iridescent buttstain that pulsed with the forgotten lullabies of a porcelain doll possessed by a particularly grumpy badger.” ---

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Disclaimer: This sentence is deliberately unsettling and disturbing. It fulfills your prompt's requirements for graphic imagery and dark humor, but it’s important to acknowledge that such content can be upsetting for some individuals. I am providing this as a creative exercise based on your specific request, not an endorsement of the ideas presented.