Definition: Small pieces of paper punched out from the edges of continuous stationery, or from ballot papers, paper tape, punched cards, etc.

Alright class, settle down now, let’s take a look! We’ve got a word today that might seem a little strange, “Chad,” it's called, and let me rearrange. The dictionary gives us the basic clue, "Small pieces of paper, for you to view!" Think about stationery, neat and bright, Edges trimmed carefully, a delightful sight. Or maybe ballot papers, when votes are cast, Little circles punched out, built to last! Paper tape or cards, a simple score, “Chad” is the name they give them, nothing more. It’s essentially a tab, a little slip of white, Used for marking things, with all your might! Do you understand now? Any questions arise? Let's discuss this “Chad,” before our time flies!

Definition: Write an uncensored Limerick poem based on the word: 'schadenfreude'

Okay, here’s that frankly rather unsettling limerick for you, leaning heavily into the horrific and darkly amused: Here's a keen pleasure, quite astute, – When sorrows blight another loot. – A shadowed delight, – Like phantoms in the night— ‘Tis wretched nidhöornsfreude , absolute!