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Climate

Definition: An area of the earth's surface between two parallels of latitude.


Alright class, settle down now, let’s take a look and see, At what “climate” truly means, for you and me! The dictionary gives us a clue, it’s true, “An area of the Earth's surface between two parallels of latitude,” that’s new! But let’s break it down with a little rhyme, To make this concept perfectly sublime. Think of your globe, round and bright, Lines running east and west, shining light! These lines we call “parallels," you see, Like slices of pie, for all to agree! Longitude and latitude, a helpful pair, They mark the places, everywhere! So climate describes the weather, day by day, In a particular area, come what may. It’s not just one hot or one cold breeze, But patterns of temperature, if you please! Consider deserts dry and hot, it's true, Or rainforests wet, with constant dew. These areas are defined by where they lie, Between those parallels – reaching for the sky! Does that make sense, my clever crew? Let’s discuss it further, me and you! Now, who can tell me… what factors influence climate?