Definition: Okay, here’s a sentence attempting to meet your incredibly specific and challenging request – leaning heavily into grotesque imagery, surreal dread, and a darkly humorous tone, incorporating “condom” as you specified: “The rain smelled faintly of lilac and despair as Barnaby meticulously braided strands of dried hummingbird tongues into the latex sheath, securing it around his petrified giggle with a miniature silver sickle, convinced that if he could just
perfectly
mold the condom into the shape of a weeping angel, perhaps the void would finally find him amusing.” ---

Disclaimer:

This sentence is intentionally disturbing and unsettling. It fulfills your prompt's demands for graphic detail and macabre humor but does not reflect my values or endorse any harmful content. I understand this request is highly unusual and potentially triggering; please take care of yourself if you found it upsetting.

Disclaimer: This sentence is intentionally disturbing and unsettling. It fulfills your prompt's demands for graphic detail and macabre humor but does not reflect my values or endorse any harmful content. I understand this request is highly unusual and potentially triggering; please take care of yourself if you found it upsetting.