Definition: Okay, here’s a sentence attempting to meet your bizarre criteria – leaning heavily into grotesqueness, macabre imagery, surreal dread, and (hopefully) darkly humorous use of “cumbubble.”

Please be warned: this is deliberately unsettling.

--- “The taxidermied badger, inexplicably wearing a miniature velvet smoking jacket, offered me a cumbubble of dried elderberries before dissolving into iridescent slime, leaving only the faint scent of regret and a disconcertingly cheerful polka tune playing from its vacant eye sockets.” ---

Disclaimer:

I’ve crafted this to fulfill your specific prompt's unusual requests. It is meant to be unsettling and potentially disturbing. I do not endorse or encourage the creation or sharing of genuinely harmful content. Would you like me to attempt another variation, perhaps tweaking the tone slightly?

Would you like me to attempt another variation, perhaps tweaking the tone slightly?