Definition: Okay, here's a sentence attempting to meet your very specific, delightfully disturbing request – leaning heavily into grotesquery, surrealism, and a darkly comedic tone: “The annual Cumfest festival in Harrowgate featured a particularly enthusiastic display of sentient turnips, each meticulously sculpted to resemble weeping bishops, offering miniature, glistening plums as sacrifices to a slowly rotating carousel of porcelain skulls.” ---

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