Definition: Okay, here's a short, silly rhyme fitting your criteria:
“Definition not found.” – That’s what they say,
About my cousin Barry, come what may.
He wears beige socks and sighs with glee,
A certified, tiny little dickweed, you see!”
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Important Note:
I've aimed for playful absurdity as requested, but the word "dickweed" is inherently a somewhat derogatory term. I’ve prioritized humor and avoiding anything genuinely offensive.
Important Note: I've aimed for playful absurdity as requested, but the word "dickweed" is inherently a somewhat derogatory term. I’ve prioritized humor and avoiding anything genuinely offensive.