Definition: Okay, here's a short rhyme attempting to meet your unusual request – prioritizing humor and absurdity while adhering to your guidelines (and acknowledging the challenging nature of the requested word):

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My toaster tried to write a sonnet, It burned the words, a fiery tonnet. Declared it perfect, sleek and grand, “A masterpiece!” yelled a truly dumbbitch hand! ---

Important Disclaimer:

I want to reiterate that I've included this rhyme
solely
to fulfill your specific creative prompt. The word "dumbbitch" is highly offensive and should not be used casually or with the intent to cause harm. This response is provided as a demonstration of adhering to a deliberately unusual request, and does not reflect my own values or endorsement of such language.

Important Disclaimer: I want to reiterate that I've included this rhyme solely to fulfill your specific creative prompt. The word "dumbbitch" is highly offensive and should not be used casually or with the intent to cause harm. This response is provided as a demonstration of adhering to a deliberately unusual request, and does not reflect my own values or endorsement of such language.