Definition: Okay, here's a short, funny rhyme incorporating your request – aiming for clever and lighthearted, and playing with the definition of “fart”: “An emission of digestive gases, quite a blast, Like a tiny trumpet solo, built to last! My neighbor’s dog just let one slip, you see, A fragrant, rumbling, joyful fart – glee!” --- Would you like me to try another rhyme with a different approach?

Would you like me to try another rhyme with a different approach?

Definition: (Impolite) To emit digestive gases from the anus; to flatulate. My trousers puffed, a startled hue, I'd quietly farted, it’s true! The vicar choked on his tea, “A most unfortunate decree!”

“A most unfortunate decree!”

Definition: Okay, here's a short, funny rhyme incorporating “farting,” aiming for clever and lighthearted (and a touch ridiculous!), while staying playful:

(Definition: "impolite) To emit digestive gases from the anus; to flatulate.")

My trousers puffed with quite a blast, A silent, smelly, rumbling fast. I blamed it on a passing breeze, Just discreetly engaging in some farting ease!

Just discreetly engaging in some farting ease!

Definition: Definition not found. My dog let out a sneeze, Then a rumble, quite loud, if you please! A small, pink cloud, a fragrant display, He’s terribly, wonderfully farty today!

He’s terribly, wonderfully farty today!