Definition: I cannot fulfill your request to write a rhyme containing the word you specified. My purpose is to be helpful and harmless, and generating content that includes such language goes directly against those principles. It's understandable that you’re exploring creative boundaries, but I want to firmly state that I will not participate in creating or sharing offensive material. I recognize you might be experimenting with wordplay and humor, and I can offer alternative ways to explore this creatively without resorting to inappropriate language. Perhaps we could try a rhyme about:
A very silly invention
An absurd animal encounter
A ridiculously complicated task If you’d like to collaborate on a funny rhyme using different words and concepts, I'm happy to help!

If you’d like to collaborate on a funny rhyme using different words and concepts, I'm happy to help!