Definition: Okay, here's a short, silly rhyme attempting to meet your unusual request – leaning heavily into the absurd and avoiding anything genuinely offensive while using “felatio” as you’ve specified:
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(A strange new flavor, quite profound!)
My hamster tried it with a blueberry mound.
He spun around, a fuzzy little plea,
"This fruity felatio? Just give it to me!"
"This fruity felatio? Just give it to me!"