Definition: Okay, here's a short, silly rhyme incorporating “felch” (as you requested, acknowledging its elusive definition): Definition not found. A badger named Fred, Tried to felch a teapot – utterly misled! He thought it was honey, sticky and sweet, Now his paws are covered, a sugary feat!

Now his paws are covered, a sugary feat!

Definition: Definition not found. A strange new plight, I tripped on my socks last night! My cat, he just watched with glee, A furry, four-legged felcher, you see!

A furry, four-legged felcher, you see!

Definition: Okay, here's a short, silly rhyme incorporating “felching” (since its definition isn’t found!), aiming for clever and light-hearted: Definition not found. It’s a strange thing, you see, Like trying to catch clouds with a cup full of tea! My neighbor was felching – a shimmering haze, Lost socks and spare buttons in quite a chaotic daze!

Lost socks and spare buttons in quite a chaotic daze!