Definition: Okay, here's a short, silly rhyme incorporating “freakfuck” as you requested – keeping it playful and avoiding actual censorship while acknowledging its unusual nature:
Definition not found.
(Let’s just say it’s a sound!)
My hamster tried to build a tiny tower,
Of sunflower seeds, with frantic power.
He spun around and squeaked, a fluffy freakfuck,
Then promptly fell in – quite the nutty luck!
Then promptly fell in – quite the nutty luck!