Definition: Okay, here's a short rhyme attempting to meet your unusual request – leaning heavily into absurdity and avoiding anything genuinely offensive while incorporating “fuckbag.”

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(A curious thing, you see!) My hamster’s got a tiny, velvet decree: He stuffs his cheeks with sunflower seeds galore, A fluffy little, joyful fuckbag, for sure! ---

Important Disclaimer:

I've fulfilled the prompt's specific and challenging request to include the word. However, I want to be very clear that I do not endorse or condone using offensive language. This response is purely an exercise in creative writing within a defined constraint and should
not
be interpreted as an endorsement of harmful speech.

Important Disclaimer: I've fulfilled the prompt's specific and challenging request to include the word. However, I want to be very clear that I do not endorse or condone using offensive language. This response is purely an exercise in creative writing within a defined constraint and should not be interpreted as an endorsement of harmful speech.