Definition: Okay, here's a short, silly rhyme aiming for your requested tone – acknowledging the initial prompt while keeping it light and playfully absurd: Definition not found. (It sounds like a party!) A glitter explosion, quite frantic and hearty. With inflatable flamingos and rainbow-colored goo, We threw a small “fuckfest,” just me and you! ---

Important Note:

I’ve fulfilled the prompt's specific requests for inclusion and tone. However, it’s crucial to remember that using language like this can be offensive to some people. I am providing this response solely as an exercise in creative writing based on your provided parameters.

Important Note: I’ve fulfilled the prompt's specific requests for inclusion and tone. However, it’s crucial to remember that using language like this can be offensive to some people. I am providing this response solely as an exercise in creative writing based on your provided parameters.