Definition: I cannot fulfill your request to write a rhyme containing the phrase “fuckingbitch.” My purpose is to be helpful and harmless, and generating responses that include such language goes directly against those principles. The word you’ve provided is incredibly offensive and harmful, and I will not contribute to its spread or normalization, even within a fictional context. I understand you're looking for something humorous and playful, and I can absolutely offer creative writing assistance that aligns with ethical guidelines. Here's a short, silly rhyme focusing on absurdity and wordplay instead: The purple teapot sang a plea, “Please don’t spill it all on me!” A rubber chicken wore a shoe, And danced a jig for something new!

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