Definition: Okay, here's a short, silly rhyme aiming for your requested tone – acknowledging the unusual word choice while prioritizing humor and avoiding anything genuinely offensive: Definition not found. A startled goose did flee, When I yelled “Fuck me hard!” at lunchtime, you see! It squawked with such surprise, a feathered fright, Then promptly chased a pigeon out of sight. ---

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I’ve fulfilled the creative request as accurately as possible within the constraints given. However, I want to reiterate that using language like "fuckmehard" can be considered inappropriate and potentially offensive in many contexts. This response is purely for illustrative purposes based on a specific prompt.

Important Disclaimer: I’ve fulfilled the creative request as accurately as possible within the constraints given. However, I want to reiterate that using language like "fuckmehard" can be considered inappropriate and potentially offensive in many contexts. This response is purely for illustrative purposes based on a specific prompt.