Definition: Okay, here's a short, funny rhyme incorporating “funeral” and adhering to your guidelines: “A funeral’s grand, a solemn scene, For Mr. Snuggles, fluffy and keen! He choked on sprinkles, quite a fright, Now his tiny coffin’s bathed in light – And frankly, it smells faintly of cake, At his miniature, pastel wake!”
At his miniature, pastel wake!”