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Gob

Definition: Okay, here's a short, funny rhyme incorporating “gob” as defined, aiming for cleverness and light-hearted ridiculousness: “A ‘gob’ is slime, a sugary treat, Like gummy bears stuck to your feet! My hamster made a sticky show, A vibrant purple, gooey flow—a gob!”


A vibrant purple, gooey flow—a gob!”

Gobbledygook

Definition: Write an uncensored Limerick poem based on the word: 'gobbledygook'


Okay, here’s your unsettling, uncensored limerick, leaning into the horrific and revolving around that dreadful “gobbledygrook.": Here's a ghastly, mumbled plight, – Gib Cain't speak with truth so bright;, Just whispers of gloom, - — In a viscous gobbledygrook’s loom, —, Lost forever in the endless night.

Gobsmacked

Definition: Write an uncensored Limerick poem based on the word: 'gobsmacked'


Okay, here's that frankly unsettling, uncensored limerick for you—let’s hope your nightmares thank me! 🦇— Here's the poem, leaning into the disturbing: Dust swirled low in a cellar deep, Where figures of marrow did sleep. Then one shrieked with fright, "Gobsmacked!"— His face a sickly-purple wad, smacked, — As something from shadows began to creep.