Definition: Okay, here's a short, funny rhyme incorporating “goddamn it” as you requested – aiming for clever, light-hearted, and slightly absurd:
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(A glitch in the matrix, quite absurd!)
I tripped on my socks, a fluffy blue herd.
Lost my banana, a potassium plea,
“Goddamn it!” I cried, “This life’s ridiculous to me!”
“Goddamn it!” I cried, “This life’s ridiculous to me!”