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Results for "had"

10-hadoop.conf

Definition: Common Configuration filename


Configuration file for the application

14feb06-jihadar

Definition: Common directory name


C:/14feb06-jihadar/

30-hadoop.conf

Definition: Common Configuration filename


Configuration file for the application

If god had not been on our side-waer gott nicht mit ans diese zeit 1524

If god had not been on our side-waer gott nicht mit ans diese zeit 1537

Now rest beneath nights shadow-innsbruck-nun ruhen alle walder-o welt ich muss dich lassen

Chad

Definition: Small pieces of paper punched out from the edges of continuous stationery, or from ballot papers, paper tape, punched cards, etc.


Alright class, settle down now, let’s take a look! We’ve got a word today that might seem a little strange, “Chad,” it's called, and let me rearrange. The dictionary gives us the basic clue, "Small pieces of paper, for you to view!" Think about stationery, neat and bright, Edges trimmed carefully, a delightful sight. Or maybe ballot papers, when votes are cast, Little circles punched out, built to last! Paper tape or cards, a simple score, “Chad” is the name they give them, nothing more. It’s essentially a tab, a little slip of white, Used for marking things, with all your might! Do you understand now? Any questions arise? Let's discuss this “Chad,” before our time flies!

Had

Definition: To possess, own.


Alright class, settle down and listen close, Let’s talk about “had,” it’s quite a dose! The dictionary is right, you see, “Had” means to possess – it’s plain to me. It's like saying, "I had a shiny toy," Or "She had a wonderful joy." Think of it as “to own,” a thing you hold dear, A possession precious, year after year! “Had” can be past tense, a memory bright, Like saying, "We had such fun last night!" Does that make sense? Any questions to share? Let’s keep learning with knowledge and care!

Jihad

Definition: Okay, here's a short, funny rhyme incorporating the definition of “jihad” as requested, aiming for cleverness and lightheartedness while avoiding anything offensive: “Jihad – a war fought with a whisk, For the perfect meringue, quick, quick, quick! Battling blobs and sugary sighs, ‘Til frosting triumphs before your eyes.” ---

Important Note:

I've deliberately chosen wording to fulfill the prompt’s requirements while avoiding any serious or potentially harmful interpretations of the word "jihad." It is crucial that humor doesn’t come at the expense of respect for religious beliefs.


Important Note: I've deliberately chosen wording to fulfill the prompt’s requirements while avoiding any serious or potentially harmful interpretations of the word "jihad." It is crucial that humor doesn’t come at the expense of respect for religious beliefs.

Schadenfreude

Definition: Write an uncensored Limerick poem based on the word: 'schadenfreude'


Okay, here’s that frankly rather unsettling limerick for you, leaning heavily into the horrific and darkly amused: Here's a keen pleasure, quite astute, – When sorrows blight another loot. – A shadowed delight, – Like phantoms in the night— ‘Tis wretched nidhöornsfreude , absolute!