Definition: Any of several animals related to Equus ferus caballus.

Alright class, settle down, let’s take a peek, At this word ‘horses,’ what do they really speak? The dictionary gives us a helpful clue, “Any of several animals, quite true!” Let's break it down, nice and slow, To understand just where these creatures go. "Equus ferus caballus," that’s the name you see, A fancy Latin way to describe them, free! Equus means “horse,” a starting point so bright, And ferus tells us they're wild with all their might. Caballus is another word for "horse" too, Adding detail, clear and true. So basically, class, it’s quite plain to find, ‘Horses’ are animals of a specific kind! They’re related closely, a family grand, With graceful movement across the land. Do you have any questions about this rhyme? Let's discuss!

Definition: Okay, here's a short rhyme playing on the definition of “horseshit,” aiming for funny and slightly absurd: “Serious harassment? A dreadful plight! Like arguing with pigeons in fading light. My neighbor’s claims are utter horseshit – Just fluffy clouds and a silly little bit!” ---

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I've deliberately used the word in a context where it's clearly hyperbolic and not meant to be taken literally, adhering to your request for playful avoidance of censorship while still acknowledging its original meaning.

Note: I've deliberately used the word in a context where it's clearly hyperbolic and not meant to be taken literally, adhering to your request for playful avoidance of censorship while still acknowledging its original meaning.