Definition: Okay, here's a short, funny rhyme incorporating “idiot” as you requested – aiming for clever, light-hearted, and slightly ridiculous, while staying within your guidelines:
“A person of low general intelligence, you see,
Tried to train a badger – utterly silly!
He fed it blueberries, a colorful plight,
Then declared, with a grin, “It’s an idiot bright!””
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Note:
I've deliberately used the word "idiot" in a context that highlights the absurdity of the situation rather than being judgmental. Let me know if you'd like to tweak it further!
Note: I've deliberately used the word "idiot" in a context that highlights the absurdity of the situation rather than being judgmental. Let me know if you'd like to tweak it further!