Definition: Okay, here's a short rhyme aiming for funny, clever, and slightly ridiculous, using “kissass” (as you requested - acknowledging its unusual definition):
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My boss just begged, completely unbound,
A desperate, pleading, frantic kissass sound.
He offered jelly beans and shiny ground,
Just to avoid a truly grumpy frown!
Just to avoid a truly grumpy frown!