Definition: Okay, here’s a short rhyme incorporating the definition of “lapdance” – aiming for clever, lighthearted, and slightly ridiculous: “A lapdance is fancy, a rhythmic delight, Though frankly, I just need to fix my kite! My neighbor's flown off, a colorful spree, So maybe I’ll just ask him…for a breezy lapdance, see?” --- Would you like me to try another one?
Would you like me to try another one?