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Ministers

Definition: A person who is trained to preach, to perform religious ceremonies, and to afford pastoral care at a Protestant church.


Alright class, settle down now, letโ€™s take a look today, At the word โ€œministers,โ€ in a thoughtful way. The dictionary's right, it gives us the key, To what this job truly means, you see! It describes someone with a special role, A guiding light, to make spirits whole. Theyโ€™re trained to preach, with words so bright, Sharing their faith and offering insight. They perform ceremonies , rituals grand, Within a church, a helping hand. But more than that, they offer care, Pastoral care , beyond compare! Think of them as shepherds, gentle and true, Watching over souls, in all you do. Especially for Protestants, itโ€™s often the case, A dedicated leader, setting a sacred space. Do you have any questions about this role? Perhaps you want to think about what kind of qualities someone needs to be a good minister?