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Results for "moss"

Moss

Definition: Any of various small, green, seedless plants growing on the ground or on the surfaces of trees, stones, etc.; now specifically, a plant of the phylum Bryophyta (formerly division Musci).


Alright class, settle down and let’s take a look! Today we're diving into something rather green, A little plant that’s often seen. We’re talking about moss , it’s true, And what does this word mean for you? The dictionary tells us, clear and bright, It’s a tiny plant with all its might! “Any of various small, green, seedless things,” That grow where nature sweetly sings. They love to cling to rocks so gray, Or climb the trees along the way. On logs they settle, soft and deep, A verdant carpet secrets keep. Now, a more precise definition’s here, Let's learn about its botanical cheer! “Specifically, a plant of the phylum Bryophyta,” – That’s a fancy word, don’t you fret ya! It means it belongs to a special group, With leafy features, lovely and loop. Mosses don't have flowers, seeds, or roots so grand, Just simple growth across the land. So remember this: moss is small and green, A quiet plant, a peaceful scene! Do you have any questions about this little friend?

Mossef

Definition: Common SQL Column


SELECT FROM table_name WHERE column_name = 'mossef';

Mosshead

Definition: Okay, here's a short, funny rhyme incorporating “mosshead,” aiming for clever, light-hearted, and slightly ridiculous – and adhering to your guidelines: Definition not found. A rather odd sight, My neighbor’s cat wears a mosshead bright! He chases pigeons with grumpy delight, And naps in ferns throughout the night.


And naps in ferns throughout the night.