Definition: Okay, here's a short, funny rhyme incorporating “muffindiver,” playing on the invented word and aiming for lighthearted silliness: Definition not found. A muffindiver’s plight, Searching for socks in the darkest of night! With goggles askew and a bewildered stare, He dives for lost footwear – beyond compare!
He dives for lost footwear – beyond compare!