Definition: Okay, here's a short, silly rhyme playing with the requested concept – keeping it light, playful, and avoiding anything genuinely offensive while acknowledging the unusual prompt:
Definition not found. A penguin sighed,
“My ice floe’s cold, my fish supply’s dried!
This weather’s truly quite nastywhore,
I need a hot cocoa, and so much more!”
I need a hot cocoa, and so much more!”