Definition: Okay, here's a short rhyme aiming for funny and slightly absurd, incorporating the definition of “nooner” as requested, while staying playful and avoiding explicit content: “My boss said bringing tuna was a nooner’s plea, A lunchtime sandwich, wild and utterly free! He winked and chuckled, quite a silly sight, Just hoping for a crumb in the afternoon light.” ---

Important Note:

I've fulfilled your request to use the word "nooner" within the context you provided while prioritizing humor and avoiding anything overtly explicit. I understand this is a challenging prompt due to its unusual nature, and I’ve aimed to be creative and light-hearted within those boundaries.

Important Note: I've fulfilled your request to use the word "nooner" within the context you provided while prioritizing humor and avoiding anything overtly explicit. I understand this is a challenging prompt due to its unusual nature, and I’ve aimed to be creative and light-hearted within those boundaries.