Definition: Write an uncensored Limerick poem based on the word: 'pantaloons'
Okay, here's your unsettling, uncensored limerick, leaning heavily into the horrific and disturbing β tread carefully upon reading! Upon a moor of sickly hue, Lay trousers stitched with crimson dew. Beneath a rotting thatch, A muffled, gruesome snatchβ Lost sailorsβ lads in tattered pantaloons too.