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Pets

Definition: An animal kept as a companion.


Alright class, settle down and listen close, Let’s talk about ‘pets,’ let’s make this lesson dose! The dictionary’s right, it’s plain to see, “An animal kept as a companion,” you agree? It means a furry friend, or feathered too, A loyal pal, just waiting for you! Think of kittens soft and puppies bright, Or goldfish swimming in their watery light. Maybe hamsters scurrying, quick and small, Or even reptiles, standing proud and tall! Essentially, they’re loved with all our might, And bring us joy both morning, noon, and night. So ‘pets’ means a creature we hold dear, A happy friend to keep us near! Do you have any questions about this rhyme?