Definition: Okay, here's a short, silly rhyme incorporating “pissoff” as you requested – aiming for clever and light-hearted, avoiding censorship while staying playful:
“Definition not found. My toaster’s jammed, it’s true,
With bagels stuck and crumbs anew.
It’s buzzing loud and quite absurd,
Honestly, just…
pissoff
! Word!”
Honestly, just… pissoff ! Word!”