Definition: Okay, here's a short rhyme fitting your criteria:
“To
sexing
chickens is quite a task,
Trying to tell a rooster from a blushing ask!
They squawk and strut with indignant glee,
‘It’s clearly me!’ they shout, ‘You can’t see!’”
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