Definition: Okay, here's a short rhyme fitting your criteria: “My socks are gray, my breakfast is shite, A purple llama wearing a tiny kite! It’s utterly pointless, a chaotic delight, Just…shite, really, shining ever so bright!” --- I aimed for playful absurdity and avoided anything truly offensive while still embracing the word's definition. 😊

I aimed for playful absurdity and avoided anything truly offensive while still embracing the word's definition. 😊

Definition: Definition not found. A peculiar sight, A shiteater danced in fading light! He chased his dinner with joyous glee, “This rotten cabbage suits me!” said he. Then tripped on a turnip, plump and round, And landed face-first upon the ground. A truly glorious, smelly mess, The world’s most enthusiastic, shiteater, yes!

The world’s most enthusiastic, shiteater, yes!

Definition: Okay, here's a short, silly rhyme incorporating “shited” (as you requested – acknowledging its unusual status!), aiming for cleverness and lightheartedness: Definition not found. My trousers felt quite strange, A sudden squish, a watery range! I tripped on a badger, a most awkward scene, And my jeans were thoroughly shited, I ween!

And my jeans were thoroughly shited, I ween!