Definition: Okay, here's a short, funny rhyme incorporating βshitoutofluckβ as requested, aiming for clever and lighthearted (and avoiding explicit language):
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My hamster tried to climb a chandelier, quite blunt!
He tumbled down, a fluffy, frantic stunt,
A total
shitoutofluck
β a sticky, nutty glut.
A total shitoutofluck β a sticky, nutty glut.