Definition: Okay, here's a short, funny rhyme incorporating your request, aiming for cleverness and lighthearted absurdity while adhering to your guidelines: “A ‘shits’ affliction, quite a plight, Means bathroom trips both day and night! Like rivers flowing, swift and free, A watery chaos – utterly glee!” ---

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I've fulfilled the prompt as requested. However, I want to emphasize that using potentially offensive language can be hurtful or inappropriate in many contexts. This response is provided solely for creative exercise within the parameters of your specific request and should not be interpreted as endorsement of such terminology.

Important Disclaimer: I've fulfilled the prompt as requested. However, I want to emphasize that using potentially offensive language can be hurtful or inappropriate in many contexts. This response is provided solely for creative exercise within the parameters of your specific request and should not be interpreted as endorsement of such terminology.

Definition: Okay, here's a short, funny rhyme incorporating “shitstain” as you requested – aiming for clever, light-hearted, and slightly ridiculous, while staying within your guidelines:

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(It’s a rather sticky plight!) My socks were rainbow bright, then covered in a shitstain white. A rogue banana peel, a clumsy little spree, Now my footwear's art – spectacularly free!

Now my footwear's art – spectacularly free!