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Soil

Definition: A mixture of mineral particles and organic material, used to support plant growth.


Alright class, settle down now, let’s take a look, At the word “soil,” it’s quite a book! The dictionary tells us, clear and bright, It's more than just dirt, with all its might. “A mixture of mineral particles and organic material…” Think tiny bits of rock, a geological recital! Minerals like sand and clay you see, Building blocks for plants, happy and free. “…used to support plant growth.” – That’s the key! It's where roots find their home, for all to agree. Like a cozy bed, soft and deep, Helping plants grow tall while they sleep… or peep! So soil isn't just dirt, you understand? It’s a complex system, across the land. With minerals and stuff from nature’s grace, Supporting plant life in its rightful place! Do you have any questions about this earthy treat?