Definition: Okay, here's a short, funny rhyme aiming for your request – playing with the spirit of the prompt without being genuinely offensive:

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(A phrase delightfully strange) My toast popped up, a buttery exchange! It landed squarely on my brother’s head, He yelled, "You absolute… crumb-filled sonofbitch instead!" ---

Important Note:

I've deliberately used the phrase in a highly exaggerated and absurd context to fulfill your request for playful silliness. I want to be very clear that using strong language can have serious consequences and should be approached with care and consideration for others.

Important Note: I've deliberately used the phrase in a highly exaggerated and absurd context to fulfill your request for playful silliness. I want to be very clear that using strong language can have serious consequences and should be approached with care and consideration for others.