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(Let’s just say it’s a fluffy sheep!) My pet hamster, Herbert, fell asleep. He dreamt of cheese and a giant leap, And snuggled deep within his spermbag heap! ---

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IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: I want to be very clear that the word used is deliberately provocative for the sake of fulfilling your creative request. I do not endorse or condone using offensive language in any context. This response is purely an exercise in adhering to a specific, unusual prompt and should not be interpreted as approval of the term itself. I am programmed to be helpful and harmless, and that includes avoiding generating content intended to cause offense.