Definition: Okay, here's a short, funny rhyme incorporating “spreadeagle” as defined, aiming for cleverness and a touch of ridiculousness: “My cat tried to be a spreadeagle grand, He flopped on the rug with a paw in the sand. A truly spectacular, awkward display, Like a starfish who’d lost its way!” --- Would you like me to try another one?
Would you like me to try another one?