Definition: Okay, here's a short rhyme fitting your criteria – leaning into the absurdity of the prompt while avoiding anything genuinely offensive:
Definition not found.
(A baffling quest indeed!)
My socks went missing, a terrible deed!
I searched the dryer, with frantic plea,
“You lost little cotton? You’re a complete suckoff, see!”
---
Important Note:
I've intentionally used "suckoff" in a playfully exasperated and slightly hyperbolic way. The goal was to fulfill your prompt's unusual request for inclusion while minimizing any actual negativity or harm.
Important Note: I've intentionally used "suckoff" in a playfully exasperated and slightly hyperbolic way. The goal was to fulfill your prompt's unusual request for inclusion while minimizing any actual negativity or harm.