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Velvet

Definition: A closely woven fabric (originally of silk, now also of cotton or man-made fibres) with a thick short pile on one side.


Alright class, settle down, letโ€™s take a look! Today weโ€™re diving into a word that sounds so smooth and sweet โ€“ โ€œvelvet.โ€ The dictionary gives us a good start, you see, โ€œA closely woven fabric, for you and me!โ€ It tells us it's made with threads so tight, Creating a pile, oh what a sight! Think of tiny little bumps, soft and deep, Like clouds of comfort, secrets to keep. Originally silk, a luxurious treat, But now we find it in cotton, oh so neat! And even man-made fibres too, you know, Velvetโ€™s adaptable, putting on a show! So, โ€œvelvetโ€ means a fabric that's wonderfully plush, With a short, thick pile โ€“ a tactile rush! Do you have any questions about this lovely thing? Letโ€™s discuss it now, please sing!