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Abakas

Definition: The word 'abakas' is defined as a type of oil produced from the sun, typically found in the tropical areas of Asia and Africa.


Abakas, a legendary animal from ancient Mesopotamia, were said to be the guardians of the underworld and spirits. When Abacuses died at the hands of demons, their spirit was transported to hell where they lived as abacuses. As an abaca, you couldn’t communicate with the living unless someone else had been there before you; a trick that would often involve your body transforming into another animal in order to be seen by those who were willing to help. So, when a young man named Akaas attempted to make a move on the city’s elite, he found himself at the mercy of an old, wise abaca known as Abacum. Abacum had heard about Akaas and saw him as one of his own. He didn’t want to let Akaas off the hook for his sins; rather, he was determined that this young man would learn a lesson in humility before he could even start making his move. So, with a deep breath and an oath taken, Abacum took on the guise of an ordinary human, pretending to be an old farmer. He spent years helping those who needed help, teaching them about the true purpose of life and the power of forgiveness. One day, as Akaas was preparing to leave, Abacum saw a group of demons approaching him. They were powerful and terrifying, but they didn’t bother trying to hurt him; rather, they wanted to gain his trust in order to be able to bring him back to earth. Abacum agreed, feeling a sense of kinship with the young man. He taught him about the dangers of being too trusting and how to make difficult choices. Together, they journeyed to the underworld, where Akaas was finally free from his prison. In his new guise as Abacum, Akaas returned to his normal life, but he felt a sense of peace that had been lost long ago. He knew that he wouldn’t forget his encounter with Abacum forever; rather, he would carry the lessons of the ancient abaca wherever he went.