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Acre

Definition: An English unit of land area (symbol: a. or ac.) originally denoting a day's plowing for a yoke of oxen, now standardized as 4,840 square yards or 4,046.86 square meters.


Alright class, settle down, let’s take a look! Today we’re tackling ‘acre,’ it’s quite a word, you see, A unit of land measurement, for you and me! The dictionary gives us the facts, clear and bright, Let's break it down with all our might. It started long ago, way back in time, When oxen plowed fields, a rhythmic chime. “An acre” meant one day’s work, a farmer’s plea, A field they could plow for their yoke, you agree? Now it's standardized, precise and true, Forty-eight hundred forty square yards, through and through! Or if you prefer, in meters we see, Four thousand four hundred sixty-eight point six six three! ( pause for effect ) Think of it like this: a big field, wide and grand, An acre’s a piece of that land, across the land. Do you have any questions about this measurement neat? Let's discuss!

Acres

Definition: An English unit of land area (symbol: a. or ac.) originally denoting a day's plowing for a yoke of oxen, now standardized as 4,840 square yards or 4,046.86 square meters.


Alright class, settle down, let’s take a look! Today we’re tackling the word “acres,” it’s quite a treat, A measure of land, oh so complete! The dictionary tells us, with a helpful plea, It started long ago, you see. “A day's plowing for oxen,” that’s where it began, A farmer’s hard work, as best as he can! Think of a yoke carrying a heavy load, That’s how much land one man bestowed. Now standardized now, don’t you see? 4,840 square yards – for you and for me! Or if you prefer, in meters so grand, 4,046.86 is the number at hand. So “acres” means a space, wide and free, A measure of land for all to agree! Do you have any questions about this word today? Let's discuss it!

Sacred

Definition: Characterized by solemn religious ceremony or religious use, especially, in a positive sense; consecrated, made holy.


Alright class, settle down and let’s take a look, At the word "sacred," a thoughtful book! The dictionary gives us a helpful clue, About this word, so special and true. It says it's “Characterized by solemn ceremony,” you see, Like rituals grand, for all to agree. "Religious use” – that’s a key part too, With reverence shown, in everything we do. And most importantly, hear this with care, “In a positive sense; consecrated, made holy there!” Think of places held dear, and spirits so bright, Like churches or temples bathed in sacred light. It's more than just nice , it’s deeper you see, A feeling of holiness – for you and for me! Does anyone have a word that comes to mind, When they hear “sacred,” let the answers unwind? (Let’s pause here for a moment… think about it!)

Wiseacre

Definition: Write an uncensored Limerick poem based on the word: 'wiseacre'


Okay, here's your unnerving, unflinching, and frankly rather unsettling Limerick, revolving around the wretched "wiseacre": Here lies a foolish, freckled disgrace, A wiseacre trapped in this wretched place. – His knowing smirk now slow, Turned utterly low, - Consumed by maggots, leaving just a ghastly lace!